"BucketHat" Bobby Matheson Tour Dates and Concert Tickets

Bio

One day, a man asked God: "Why do you hate me so?" to which God responded: "No thank you, I'd rather Potato Chips"
This confused the man to the extent that he ended up driving off of a cliff into the water. Little did he know that the ocean he drove the car into was filled with angry, vicious, Jackalopes. The man was eaten, and one of the Jackalopes stole his shirt. THe Jackalope then sold the shirt to a sheep for $5 Canadian which the sheep made by dancing on streetcorners.
Days later, the Clothed lamb was hopping along the street, and jumped in front of a truck that happened to be carrying BucketHats and Suspenders. The Driver, who'se name was either Randy or Marty, Swerved off of the road, and off of the same cliff. The truck then landed on top of a boat, captained by a man named either Marty or Randy, that was hauling Accordions and Guitars. The explosion was tremendous, and it produced a being so Awesome, that we could only name it "Bobby". Bobby got out of the explosionwith grace, and saved Marty or Randy and Randy or Marty in the Process. Now he makes Music.

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